ATTACK OF THE NERDS

Since the posse is mainly computer geeks our nerdling must complete a set of rituals to prove he is nerd enough.

 

1.     Control + ALT + Delete

Drink a cocktail of cointreau apple shnapps and drambuie

 

2.     Upgrade

Since he is shorter than Heidi he needs to obtain a beer crate to stand on for the rest of the evening

 

3.     Re-boot

Has to obtain the boot or other footwear from one of the ladies in the bar and return to the group

 

4.     Backup

Data stored in one place is at risk of being lost. Nerdling must store his memory in the group to ensure adequate backup. Nerdling must tell the group an embarrassing secret. If the group judge it false or have already heard it nerdling must ctrl+alt+del (see above) and tell a proper secret.

 

Ray failed this challenge.

 

5.     Get online

Has to snap the string of some ladies thong or g-string showing over her trousers – photographic evidence essential

 

6.     Get the message

Get a text to his phone from a lady in the bar

 

Ray was incapable at this point.

 

7.     Blue screen of death

Drink cocktail of blue curacao vodka gin and white rum.

 

Tim was incapable at this point of ordering this.

 

8.     Friendly documentation

No job is complete without the paperwork.

Must return from the bathroom with a stream of toilet paper hanging out over the top of the front of trousers, round underneath and over the top of the back of the trousers.